Prompt reaction # 13
"We are gathered here today to remember....."
My dog Spot, he was a good ol boy, never really caused any trouble to speak of, always happy to get the paper for me, always happy to piss in my shoes, god I loved that dog.
I remember the day he wiggled into the camoflage shirt I had laying on the bedroom floor, could'nt find that dog for damn near a week. Didn't stop him though, he seemed to enjoy biting the cat right on the ass. Course the cat almost turned neurotic since she never could tell what was biting her. She just kept sliding all over the house with her backside up against the wall, all the while shaking and quivering as she went. Course spot was in heat and we had several of our relatives get up and leave during their visits because it freaked them out to have some tranparent predator jigging their leg. I would mostly just say, " Oh, don't mind that, it's just ol Spot he'll be done in a minute or two. Except for aunt May, she left the house screaming some sort of thing about perverted demons, I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. (never could stand that bitch!)
That's when tragedy struck, while I was rolling on the floor, the cat was getting her daily dose of seroquil, and spot was busy finishing off on my leg, I accidently knocked over some spot remover, never heard from the poor little fella again.
My dog Spot, he was a good ol boy, never really caused any trouble to speak of, always happy to get the paper for me, always happy to piss in my shoes, god I loved that dog.
I remember the day he wiggled into the camoflage shirt I had laying on the bedroom floor, could'nt find that dog for damn near a week. Didn't stop him though, he seemed to enjoy biting the cat right on the ass. Course the cat almost turned neurotic since she never could tell what was biting her. She just kept sliding all over the house with her backside up against the wall, all the while shaking and quivering as she went. Course spot was in heat and we had several of our relatives get up and leave during their visits because it freaked them out to have some tranparent predator jigging their leg. I would mostly just say, " Oh, don't mind that, it's just ol Spot he'll be done in a minute or two. Except for aunt May, she left the house screaming some sort of thing about perverted demons, I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. (never could stand that bitch!)
That's when tragedy struck, while I was rolling on the floor, the cat was getting her daily dose of seroquil, and spot was busy finishing off on my leg, I accidently knocked over some spot remover, never heard from the poor little fella again.

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This is what they call a shaggy dog story!
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